Today's Poem - Wednesday Mar 10 2010
Ordure on the Farm
(To the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm)
All our MPs had a farm - spouting all day long,
And on that farm they had some pigs - let's all sing their song:
With an oink-oink here ,
And a flip-flip there,
Here an oink, there a flip - now I own a second-home!
We all work so jolly hard - we've done nothing wrong.
Hear hear!
Mr. Stinker ran the farm - shouting all day long,
Order! Order in the Sty - let's all sing our song:
With an oink-oink here,
And a nudge-nudge there,
Here an oink, there a nudge - thicken up the whitewash!
We all work so jolly hard - we've done nothing wrong.
Hear hear!
Then the landlords of the farm - absent for so long,
Turfed those lazy piggies out - let's all sing their song:
With an oink-oink here,
And sob-sob there,
Here an oink, there a sob - go and get a proper job!
We don't care how hard you work - learning right from wrong.
Hear hear!
Oink-oink!
Felix Dennis
17 May, 2009
