FELIX DENNIS

Felix Dennis

Felix Dennis, Poet, Publisher and Tree Planter

Ballad Of The Treble Balls

[Harrow-on-the-Hill, 1965]
When once I found a wedding ring,
    (Whose ring it was I thought I knew),
I picked it up and pawned the thing
    To fetch myself a pound or two.

That night my conscience up and stirs
    To set his hounds upon the track:
‘You bloody fool, you know its hers,
    Now go and buy the damn thing back!’

I knew I’d crossed the line to thief,
    (A lame excuse is but a sop);
Dawn found me, suit in hand, beneath
    The treble balls of Satan’s shop,

Though truth to tell, the demon there
    Was kindliness itself to me,
For all his rheumy, knowing stare,
    And eyes as cold as charity  —

For all the suit was poorly pressed,
    He swapped it for the ring, and then
He yawned: ‘My son, I think it best
     I never see your face again.’

I took the ring and climbed the Hill
    To find its owner gone away...
No forwarding address.  Worse still,
    They’d left a scribbled note to say:

‘We’ve split for Goa.  Tally-ho!
    & thanks for all the laughs, old mate,
We couldn’t take the budgie, though —
    He’s yours to keep, love Bill & Kate.’

Today my suits are custom built,
    They hang like convicts on parade
Beneath the treble balls of guilt —
    A debt of youth still yet unpaid.
Candlewood
Poem Published in the following books: Lone Wolf  

1 Comment

  1. Every stanza up until the last split tiny, hair-like cracks in my soul. The final stanza split it right in two. Utterly breath-taking.

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