Five And A Bit
When fully erect the average dick stands at five and a bit inches tall. I have no information to call on how thick such a hypothetical dick might sprawl; still, taking a rule of thumb and all and adding a tad, robbing Peter for Paul, allowing for over achievers in Gaul and the pythons that lurk in the halls of Nepal, ignoring what's scrawled upon lavatory walls and omitting those eunuchs whose data appals, I submit......having taken the matter in hand.......upon measuring half an inch up from the balls, this is it!
The median size of an erect human penis is 5.08 inches according to that most excellent periodical 'New Scientist' in a recent article. Speaking personally, (and perhaps for a great many other men), I am more than happy to believe them.
Poem Published in the following books: A Glass Half Full