Felix Dennis

Felix Dennis, Poet, Publisher and Tree Planter

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty snorted some coke,
Humpty Dumpty poisoned his yolk,
All the Do-gooders and all the King’s Men
Kept putting Humpty in rehab again.
Humpty Dumpty shot up some smack,
Humpty Dumpty fell on his back,
All the Probational Officer’s men
Never put Humpty together again.
Poem Published in the following books: Nursery Rhymes For Modern Times  

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