Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown And Jill came tumbling after. Jill sued Jack and Jack sued back, The judge is going to fine her; Now the pail’s been sent to jail For abandoning a minor. We’ll sue Jack and he’ll sue Jill, The hill is suing for scandal; The water says he’ll sue the press— And everyone’s suing the handle.
Mustique
Poem Published in the following books :
A Glass Half Full
Humour
