Felix Dennis

Felix Dennis, Poet, Publisher and Tree Planter

Jack And Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Jill sued Jack and Jack sued back,
The judge is going to fine her;
Now the pail’s been sent to jail
For abandoning a minor.
We’ll sue Jack and he’ll sue Jill,
The hill is suing for scandal;
The water says he’ll sue the press—
And everyone’s suing the handle.
Poem Published in the following books: A Glass Half Full  

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