FELIX DENNIS

Felix Dennis

Felix Dennis, Poet, Publisher and Tree Planter

Lines To The Head Of His Country

I do not love you, Tony Blair,
Though this may not be fair,
And though you do not care,
I do not love you, Tony Blair.

I used to love you, Tony Blair,
When you still had your hair,
But now I’m in despair,
I used to love you, Tony Blair.
I cannot love you, Tony Blair,
Your fibs are bald and bare,
Your words are all hot air,
I cannot love you, Tony Blair.

With apologies to Thomas Brown (1663-1704)
and his famous ‘Lines to the Head of His College’:

I do not love you, Dr. Fell,
But why I cannot tell,
But this I know full well,
I do not love you, Dr. Fell.

Poem Published in the following books: Nursery Rhymes For Modern Times  

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