Felix Dennis

Felix Dennis, Poet, Publisher and Tree Planter

Old Fart

Certain that all rap is crap,
Its assonance an utter bore,
Wishing I could gangsta slap
That face beneath its woolly cap...

Yet sensing slowing in the sap
From 1 who sampled youth be4,
I settle puss upon my lap,
And call myself a dinosaur...

For thO I think all rap is crap,
(Self-consciousness its f8tal fl aw),
I nurse a K9 handicap:
Young dogs grows rich —
Old farts stay poor.
Poem Published in the following books: Nursery Rhymes For Modern Times  

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