[to the tune of Robin Hood]
Tony Blair, Tony Blair Riding through the glen; Tony Blair, Tony Blair With his band of men; Longs to be loved, Life isn’t fair — Tony Blair, Tony Blair, Tony Blair. Friar John, Friar John Driving in his Jag; Friar John, Friar John Peerage in the bag; Hooks like a duck, Thinks he’s a swan — Friar John, Friar John, Friar John. Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown Dying to take charge; Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown Prince of sabotage; Brown’s going green Robbed of the crown — Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown. Mandel-son, Mandel-son God of little things; Mandel-son, Mandel-son Sulking in the wings; Knows he’ll be back, Watch Mandy run! Mandel-son, Mandel-son, Mandel-son. Tony Blair, Tony Blair Master of the spin; Tony Blair, Tony Blair With his silly grin; Does Tony care? Ask Alistair! Tony Blair, Tony Blair, Tony Blair.
Poem Published in the following books :
Icons and Historical Figures
Nursery Rhymes For Modern Times
Politics and Society
