FELIX DENNIS

Felix Dennis

Felix Dennis, Poet, Publisher and Tree Planter

Tony Blair And His Merry Men

[to the tune of Robin Hood]
Tony Blair, Tony Blair
Riding through the glen;
Tony Blair, Tony Blair
With his band of men;
Longs to be loved,
Life isn’t fair —
Tony Blair, Tony Blair, Tony Blair.

Friar John, Friar John
Driving in his Jag;
Friar John, Friar John
Peerage in the bag;
Hooks like a duck,
Thinks he’s a swan —
Friar John, Friar John, Friar John.

Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Dying to take charge;
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Prince of sabotage;
Brown’s going green
Robbed of the crown —
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown.
Mandel-son, Mandel-son
God of little things;
Mandel-son, Mandel-son
Sulking in the wings;
Knows he’ll be back,
Watch Mandy run!
Mandel-son, Mandel-son, Mandel-son.

Tony Blair, Tony Blair
Master of the spin;
Tony Blair, Tony Blair
With his silly grin;
Does Tony care?
Ask Alistair!
Tony Blair, Tony Blair, Tony Blair.
Poem Published in the following books: Nursery Rhymes For Modern Times  

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